Once upon a time, there was a cute little
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Mommy, what does congestion taste like?
Hm, perhaps thou hast consumed one too many-would you stop asking me such retarted suggestions!
Ludwig Vahn AUNSHFAUZER!!
Stop poking me and-GAH!! If you don't save the princess in time, the kingpin will hit you in the head with a bat and ask for his money back!
But, I never gave him any money!
So what? THAT'S why the chicken crossed the Golden Gate Moat!
Isn't it a bridge?
Don't question my bacon!! I'll have your head!!
Of cabbage!?
Of seven!
Si, Senor!
No, not see, CEEEEEEE!!
CEEEEEEE?
Aye, matey, now go get me some Asian fries of the French persuasion.
But, that doesn't make a lick of Jew.
Then hit the oven with a light bulb and wait for the baseball game to once upon a time!!
But, the story hasn't happily ever aftered, yet.
The news is still on, boy, go see what that old enchiladito Chuck Jackson is up to?
They were with child?
For seven millenia, absolutely foreign!
Did somebody order a Ninja Bagel Deluxe?
Princess Charlemagne did! He did it nine times! One, two, seven, little red wagon, nine!
Oh, were they to be shipping and handling-ed in a little red wagon?
Did I SAY little blue rocket?
I'm not sure. I'm sure it was something about a color and a vehicle.
Then feed the penguin already, you lazy bastard!
Now, for some tunes.
I can't draw for the liiiife of meeeee. La la la la la.
But I'll learn one daaaay, you seeeeee. La la la la la.
I'll pwns j00 wiff my drawin' skiiiiillz!11!1 La la la la la.
YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR DOCTOR BILLZ!?!? WTF!?
Singing makes the green duck narcoleptic.
Waffle champagne, made by sister Nunya.
Champagne, Charlepagne, is there a connection?
I think flop!
I pledge alledgiance, to the government, who has conspired against all America and brainwashed every citizen to be a mindless drone in order to produce even more mindless drones who are more prone to obey orders given to them by beings of inferior intellect. OBEY THE GOVERNMENT!! RE-RESTI-FICATE-TION!!
Livering wagglefishnibblesnaps. Gahunt kuugdak sentrytodamanwhokilledmyMOMMY!!!
MOMMY WAS A GOOD BOY!! AND YOU KILLED DEM!? WHY NO GIVE GOAT CHEESE!? I'll kill the world. It's what Uncle Jefro woulda wanted. Stupid earth fish! I'll make them all pay with my credit card bills of oblivion! All the trees of the sandbox will fall due to immense poverty, and the entire desert environment will collapse, then all tiny insects will go to war, each being shipped back home in pieces via a little red wagon. Damn the differences in bugs!
Think.
Happy.
Thoughts.
Where do we go when we die?
Does our restless soul stay inside of our body, yearning for satisfaction while we let our retired mind wander the Earth? Are we ghosts amongs ourselves? Spirits merely people who have been completely ignored and reduced to nothing but an invisibility? Will they become real when they have attained the attention of a soul person. Why won't the figments of my imagination leave me alone!? My soul withers and rots within the cage that is my body. Perhaps it would be happier if it were given satisfaction...Droooooool....
SOMEONE HUG ME!! I feel myself withering away. I'll be a ghost soon, and then my soul will no longer be bound to me.
DUCK SAUCE!!
I can speak in Pig Latin, but, I won't do it for you. You must first pay the piper, 'cause Slim Jim is a cheapskate!
LOOK AT THE VIOLENCE!! It's everywhere.
The indefenite plague.
Locusts are falling from the sky.
They devour all in their path until life is no more...
And then they devour each other...
All existence will one day be destroyed by the great locust swarm.... Good night, don't let the BED LOCUSTS FIGHT!!

Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Waffle Crisp, Cocoa Puffs, Corn Flakes, OH MY GOD, I FORGOT CHEERIOS!! THOSE THINGS MAKE THE EARTH HAVE GAS AND STUFF!!

And now you get fifteen percent consumer credit for killing yourself! Have a nice day, bitch!

Sayonara, Pedro, I'll Gestapo-kun, FRIENDLY FRIEND FRIENDS!!!!

And we're down to the final lap! The Chicago Bulls are winning by one strike, will they be able to putt the ball into the goal in order to win the Oscar? Tune in when the world ends, 'cause that's where all the answers will be. Just out of your grasp, vile human. Just out of your grasp.
I like to listen to things that make me listen to other things that pancake my xylophone directTV barf nugget milkskin crunch kamungerdoodledoo.

Well, I think that just about does it for tonight, folks. Remember, the world is one big
HORRIFICALLY EVER AFTER!!!!